Now that you've seen this, I must tell you: Calypso Rub is not actually good for your plants. Shot on iPhone by myself using lots of weird things to prop up my phone, including but not limited to: mason jars filled with water, ledges, ladders, windowsills, and a plastic can of peanuts. Also... I bought the giant tree from a Goodwill for $15. $15! Can you believe that. I can. I had to stuff it in my small sedan to get it home. People probably wondered why I had a giant fake plant coming out my passenger window.