Now that you've seen this, I must tell you: Calypso Rub is not actually good for your plants.

 

I shot this on iPhone by myself using lots of things to prop up my phone, including: mason jars filled with water, ledges, ladders, windowsills, and a plastic can of peanuts. Also... I bought that giant tree from Goodwill for $15. $15! Can you believe that. I can. I had to stuff it in my small car to get it home. People probably wondered why I had a giant fake plant trying to escape out my passenger window.